False Starts Podcast
Discussing those foolhardy films that thought they would start a franchise. But didn't.
False Starts: The Punisher (2004) - ONE YEAR ANNIVERSARY SPECIALS!
June 18, 2018 01:26 PM PDT
It's the middle episode of our three Punisher movie specials and by jove it nearly ended a 12 year friendship.
Things get heated as we discuss who made a better Punisher movie, Thomas Jane? Or Dolph Lundgren?
As ever, vote for your favourite sequel pitch and follow us on Twitter @FalseStartsPodFalse Starts: The Punisher (1989) - ONE YEAR ANNIVERSARY SPECIALS!
June 14, 2018 01:50 PM PDT
Welcome one and all to the first of THREE, Count them THREE special episodes celebrating our one year anniversary.
That's right, its a PUNANAZA as we review all 3 Punisher movies. Starting with the Dolph Lundgren version.
As ever, vote for your favourite sequel pitch and follow us on Twitter @FalseStartsPodFalse Starts: Episode 12: - Super Mario Bros. The Movie (1993) / Deadpool 2
May 29, 2018 03:48 PM PDT
One year old! One year old! We mark the occasion with something special. A regular episode of False Starts Podcast!
Super Mario Bros. The Movie is 25 years old. How do we celebrate that? By not acknowledging that fact at all because we reviewed it by sheer coincidence.
Behind the scenes stories, screaming, threats of violence and constant drinking? Is this a description of the movie or the podcast? Heres a clue, it's both.
All the usual shenanigans plus some exciting news about the future lie inside.
Find us and vote for your favourite sequel pitch on Twitter and Facebook @FalseStartsPodFalse Starts: Episode 11: - RocknRolla (2008) / A Quiet Place
April 30, 2018 06:54 AM PDT
This month we get our spoop on with A Quiet Place. We ask the pressing questions of a about the movie... Socks or Anti-Socks? Choose wisely.
Our False Start for this episode is Guy Ritchie’s RocknRolla in which a star-studded cast of poorly-named characters with terrible mockney accents try and fail to tell us exactly what a RocknRolla is...
Please remember to Like, Rate, Review and Subscribe wherever you may listen to us, and vote for your favourite sequel and follow us on Twitter @FalseStartsPodFalse Starts: Episode 10: - Keith Lemon: The Film (2012) / Tomb Raider
April 02, 2018 08:53 AM PDT
Welcome to our first family friendly episode!
WARNING: Do not listen to this episode with your family... unless it's your Nan, she loves a good jizz joke.
We recently all went together to watch a 4DX film - yay 4DX! Have a listen to what we think about it! Also it was during the new Tomb Raider movie so we may just talk about that too... but 4DX! Boy oh boy, we hope you like getting pummeled in the back for 2 hours!
Can this latest iteration of Lara Croft break the curse of video game movies? Have a listen and come to your own decision... after we tell you what to think.
The False Start this month is Keith Lemon The Movie, featuring every z-list celebrity cameo. How many can you count? If you're lucky enough to live in a country where Keith Lemon isn't a thing please do send 3 one-way tickets (first class... duh) to us so that we can join you in your glorious utopia! We can record an episode with your Nan!
So get your fake knob out, put your wig and moustache on, and join us in this whacky adventure!
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Seriously. What's your Nan's number?False Starts: Episode 9: - Master & Commander (2003) / The Greatest Showman
March 08, 2018 11:02 PM PST
False Starts: Episode 9: - Master & Commander (2003) / The Greatest Showman
Come with us on our nonsense nautical and naval adventure as we review Master & Commander The Far Side Of The World. The only movie where the title is longer than the film!
The boys also review the new musical The Greatest Showman and Ashley has a PT Barnum quiz.
Dad Jokes! Sea Shanties! Captain Pugwash and Egg Nog abound!
And Lewis finally gets his revenge on Dan for the Xmas Episode.
Many thanks to our Podwife this month The Rise of King Asilas.
Vote for your favourite sequel and follow us on Twitter @FalseStartsPod. And find us on Facebook, Podomatic, iTunes and Soundcloud @FalseStartsPod and please remember to Like, Rate, Review and Subscribe.False Starts: Episode 8: - Step Brothers (2008)
February 01, 2018 02:21 PM PST
Join the False Starts musical and singalong with all your favourite bits!
Podwife this episode is 'What The Fanboy Podcast'False Starts: Christmas Special - Santa Claus (1959) / Elf (2003)
December 21, 2017 02:06 PM PST
A very Merry Christmas and welcome to Hell!
In this special bonus Christmas episode we review the "Classic", K. Gordon Murray's 1959 movie, 'Santa Claus'. Or to use it's alternate title 'Santa Claus vs The Devil'. Or as Lewis calls it "Genuinely the worst movie I have ever seen in my life."
If you would like to watch this insane movie for yourself, you can! Here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H2n3bMt6Y98&t
Oh and we also review Elf.
Our festive podcast wife this month is Braintrust Bros, thanks guys.False Starts: Episode 7 - Forrest Gump (1994)
November 27, 2017 01:25 PM PST
False Starts: Episode 7 - Forrest Gump (1994)
Do you want to hear; Forrest Gump's PC Password?
We also discuss the years best comedy, 'Jigsaw' in full spoilerific detail.
Plus all the regular news, pitches, discarded sequels and shenanigans.
PodWife this month is 'Hey Down In Front' Podcast. Go give them a listen.
And find us on Twitter, Facebook, iTunes, Soundcloud, Podomatic @FalseStartsPod and don't forget to Vote in our poll.False Starts: Episode 6: - I Am Legend (2007)
October 25, 2017 03:07 PM PDT
False Starts: Episode 6: - I Am Legend (2007)
In which the False Starts friendly white sci-fi nerds define robots, try to find the dog food and shout about books.
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