False Starts Podcast
Discussing those foolhardy films that thought they would start a franchise. But didn't.
False Starts: Episode 10: - Keith Lemon: The Film (2012) / Tomb Raider
April 02, 2018 08:53 AM PDT
Welcome to our first family friendly episode!
WARNING: Do not listen to this episode with your family... unless it's your Nan, she loves a good jizz joke.
We recently all went together to watch a 4DX film - yay 4DX! Have a listen to what we think about it! Also it was during the new Tomb Raider movie so we may just talk about that too... but 4DX! Boy oh boy, we hope you like getting pummeled in the back for 2 hours!
Can this latest iteration of Lara Croft break the curse of video game movies? Have a listen and come to your own decision... after we tell you what to think.
The False Start this month is Keith Lemon The Movie, featuring every z-list celebrity cameo. How many can you count? If you're lucky enough to live in a country where Keith Lemon isn't a thing please do send 3 one-way tickets (first class... duh) to us so that we can join you in your glorious utopia! We can record an episode with your Nan!
So get your fake knob out, put your wig and moustache on, and join us in this whacky adventure!
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Seriously. What's your Nan's number?False Starts: Episode 9.5 - Oscars 2018!
March 22, 2018 01:53 PM PDT
So we decided to see if we could put our Academy heads on and try to guess the winners. Have a listen to the results and find out how hopelessly wrong we were!
Did your favourite get snubbed?
Are we able to sum up our thoughts before awkwardly being played off?
Are Dan and Lewis complete idiots for having seen Boss Baby?
Find out all the above as well as the answers to all your dreams by having a cheeky listen.False Starts: Episode 9: - Master & Commander (2003) / The Greatest Showman
March 08, 2018 11:02 PM PST
False Starts: Episode 9: - Master & Commander (2003) / The Greatest Showman
Come with us on our nonsense nautical and naval adventure as we review Master & Commander The Far Side Of The World. The only movie where the title is longer than the film!
The boys also review the new musical The Greatest Showman and Ashley has a PT Barnum quiz.
Dad Jokes! Sea Shanties! Captain Pugwash and Egg Nog abound!
And Lewis finally gets his revenge on Dan for the Xmas Episode.
Many thanks to our Podwife this month The Rise of King Asilas.
Vote for your favourite sequel and follow us on Twitter @FalseStartsPod. And find us on Facebook, Podomatic, iTunes and Soundcloud @FalseStartsPod and please remember to Like, Rate, Review and Subscribe.False Starts: Episode 8: - Step Brothers (2008)
February 01, 2018 02:21 PM PST
Join the False Starts musical and singalong with all your favourite bits!
Podwife this episode is 'What The Fanboy Podcast'False Starts: New Year Special - Best and Worst of 2017
January 14, 2018 08:53 AM PST
2018 is here and so it's time to praise the wonderful movies that graced our eyeballs in 2017, and to call out those disastrous films that had the gall to darken our screens!
Do you agree with us, do you think we're terribly wrong and/or humanoid lizards oppressing the masses for our reptilian overlords?
Our fully consenting pod-couple for this special is https://uselessdebate.com/. Go give them a listen.
And find us on Twitter, Facebook, iTunes, Soundcloud, Podomatic @FalseStartsPod.False Starts: Christmas Special - Santa Claus (1959) / Elf (2003)
December 21, 2017 02:06 PM PST
A very Merry Christmas and welcome to Hell!
In this special bonus Christmas episode we review the "Classic", K. Gordon Murray's 1959 movie, 'Santa Claus'. Or to use it's alternate title 'Santa Claus vs The Devil'. Or as Lewis calls it "Genuinely the worst movie I have ever seen in my life."
If you would like to watch this insane movie for yourself, you can! Here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H2n3bMt6Y98&t
Oh and we also review Elf.
Our festive podcast wife this month is Braintrust Bros, thanks guys.False Starts: Episode 7 - Forrest Gump (1994)
November 27, 2017 01:25 PM PST
False Starts: Episode 7 - Forrest Gump (1994)
Do you want to hear; Forrest Gump's PC Password?
We also discuss the years best comedy, 'Jigsaw' in full spoilerific detail.
Plus all the regular news, pitches, discarded sequels and shenanigans.
PodWife this month is 'Hey Down In Front' Podcast. Go give them a listen.
And find us on Twitter, Facebook, iTunes, Soundcloud, Podomatic @FalseStartsPod and don't forget to Vote in our poll.False Starts: Episode 6.9 - A Podcast for Shaun Summers and ONLY Shaun Summers... If you are not Shaun Summers. Don't listen.
November 14, 2017 05:45 PM PST
False Starts: Episode 6.9 - A Podcast for Shaun Summers and ONLY Shaun Summers... If you are not Shaun Summers. Don't listen.
Episode title says it all. If you're not Shaun. Walk away. We'll know if you listen!
Also, if you'd like to send us something you'd like to hear us talk about send it over on Twitter or Facebook @FalseStartsPod or email FalseStartsPod@gmail.comFalse Starts: Halloween Episode 2017 - IT (2017)
October 31, 2017 05:46 PM PDT
Lets watch IT!
Not What. IT!
Who's on first.
Anyway, thats out of the way now. Here's the Halloween special in which the guys talk about the 2017 movie version of Stephen King's IT.False Starts: Episode 6: - I Am Legend (2007)
October 25, 2017 03:07 PM PDT
False Starts: Episode 6: - I Am Legend (2007)
In which the False Starts friendly white sci-fi nerds define robots, try to find the dog food and shout about books.
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