2018 is here and so it's time to praise the wonderful movies that graced our eyeballs in 2017, and to call out those disastrous films that had the gall to darken our screens!
Do you agree with us, do you think we're terribly wrong and/or humanoid lizards oppressing the masses for our reptilian overlords?
Our fully consenting pod-couple for this special is https://uselessdebate.com/. Go give them a listen.
And find us on Twitter, Facebook, iTunes, Soundcloud, Podomatic @FalseStartsPod.
A very Merry Christmas and welcome to Hell!
In this special bonus Christmas episode we review the "Classic", K. Gordon Murray's 1959 movie, 'Santa Claus'. Or to use it's alternate title 'Santa Claus vs The Devil'. Or as Lewis calls it "Genuinely the worst movie I have ever seen in my life."
If you would like to watch this insane movie for yourself, you can! Here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H2n3bMt6Y98&t
Oh and we also review Elf.
Our festive podcast wife this month is Braintrust Bros, thanks guys.
False Starts: Episode 7.9: - An Extra Podcast about Extraordinary Extras
In which the False Starts boys zoom and enhance on the weird extras of the world.
Wanna see these for yourself? Find us on Facebook and Twitter @FalseStartsPod and please like, review and subscribe.
Teen Wolf Extra: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DQUM5eI_PqQ
Back to the Future 3 Extra: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zq5-6PkVGCg
We still don't know. You'll have to ask Dan @DanFalse
False Starts: Episode 7 - Forrest Gump (1994)
Do you want to hear; Forrest Gump's PC Password?
An answer to Which war had the best soundtrack?
Wheter Jen-nay a bad person?
How about middling to okay Forrest Gump Impressions?
If you answered Yes, then boy howdy do we have the podcast for you!
We also discuss the years best comedy, 'Jigsaw' in full spoilerific detail.
Plus all the regular news, pitches, discarded sequels and shenanigans.
PodWife this month is 'Hey Down In Front' Podcast. Go give them a listen.
And find us on Twitter, Facebook, iTunes, Soundcloud, Podomatic @FalseStartsPod and don't forget to Vote in our poll.
False Starts: Episode 6.9 - A Podcast for Shaun Summers and ONLY Shaun Summers... If you are not Shaun Summers. Don't listen.
Episode title says it all. If you're not Shaun. Walk away. We'll know if you listen!
Also, if you'd like to send us something you'd like to hear us talk about send it over on Twitter or Facebook @FalseStartsPod or email FalseStartsPod@gmail.com
False Starts: Episode 6: - I Am Legend (2007)
In which the False Starts friendly white sci-fi nerds define robots, try to find the dog food and shout about books.
In this episode we talk about the False Start 'I am Legend', where the Fresh Prince is surrounded by vampires and comes to the shocking realisation that “omg, I AM legend!". We also spend far too long talking about Blade Runner 2049, plus all the regular news and sequel pitches.
Addendums – 00:49
Poll result – 02:04
News! – 02:51
Blade Runner 2049 – 13:40
I am Legend – 55:06
Sequel Pitches – 02:16:17
Vote on the Twitter poll, find us on Facebook @FalseStartsPod and please like, review and subscribe.
In the beginning there was only... Howard The Duck! Join the False Starts gang (after an unplanned hiatus) on a journey to figure out what on Cleveland that means.
The usual fury, breakdowns and confusions ensue as we try to figure out why Lea Thompson is attracted to all the wrong people, if Howard is a Duck or a Mammal and if Tim Robbins was ever actually any good.
This months current spoiler movie review is Kingsman The Golden Circle. Plus the regular news and sequel pitches.
Insert terrible bird pun here.
Here’s a lost bonus episode, recorded in July 2017, all about our views on the rebooted Planet of the Apes trilogy.
Listen to us monkey our way through Rise, Dawn, and War for the Planet of the Apes. Now in Spanish! Our thanks to Brian Cox and Allan Bennett for their input in this episode.
You can also find us @FalseStartsPod on Facebook, Podomatic, Soundcloud and iTunes.
False Starts: Ep 4 - Who Framed Roger Rabbit? (1988)
Join us once again as we talk about the worlds longest advert (The Emoji Movie >, people trying to copyright sound, injecting milk into Gremlins and the noir/comedy 'Who Framed Roger Rabbit?'
Apologies for the sound quality, it will be fixed next month. But if you can push through. It's a fun episode.
Many thanks to our promo wife this month 'Tales From The Fandom'. Check them out. Also, big thanks to our sponsor, The Abstract Concept of Alternative Comedy. Remember this thing?