False Starts Podcast
Discussing those foolhardy films that thought they would start a franchise. But didn't.
False Starts The Sequel: The First Purge - BONUS
August 12, 2018 12:17 PM PDT
The boys watch The First Purge, when we say boys, we mean 2/3s of them As Lewis, just couldn't bring himself to do it.
Instead he has his own ideas about what The First Purge is based off of nothing and no prior knowledge.
Ashley and Dan attempt to carry on proceedings as usual.
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July 31, 2018 02:53 PM PDT
Quick imagine something, anything!
Was it awesome? I bet it was. Well it turns out that Ryan Reynolds has no imagination at all because all he can think of are guns, planes and fisting!
We review the 2011 waste of a Taika Waititi, 'Green Lantern'.
Please like, comment, subscribe and share as you see fit and remember to vote for your favorite sequel pitch on Twitter @FalseStartsPodFalse Starts The Sequel: Jurassic World Fallen Kingdom - BONUS
July 21, 2018 01:25 PM PDT
You ever get tired of regular boring standard dinosaurs?
The False Starts boys discuss Jurassic Park 5, Jurassic World 2, colon Fallen Kingdom, the Lost World part deux.
Find us on Twitter and everywhere else @FalseStartsPodFalse Starts: Battlefield Earth (2000) - Episode 13
June 29, 2018 12:21 PM PDT
WARNING: this podcast contains strong launage and bad John Travolta impressions. The boys are back with a new format! Hot off the heels of our PUNiversary we take a deep look at Battlefield Earth, possibly the worst sci-fi film ever made. Can we find anything worth praising in this woeful film? short answer: no. Long answer: god no. feel free to like, comment and subscribe. every upvote we get makes ash grow in size! P.S. Don't forget to vote for the best sequel pitch over on twitter @FalseStartsPodFalse Starts: The Punisher: War Zone (2008) - ONE YEAR ANNIVERSARY SPECIALS!
June 25, 2018 02:47 PM PDT
The third and final part of our 1 year anniversary Punanza specials... OR IS IT??!?!?!?*
Can Punisher War Zone repair the bonds broken by Punisher 2004? Can Frank Castle punch clean through a human skull? Listen to find out.
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June 18, 2018 01:26 PM PDT
It's the middle episode of our three Punisher movie specials and by jove it nearly ended a 12 year friendship.
Things get heated as we discuss who made a better Punisher movie, Thomas Jane? Or Dolph Lundgren?
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June 14, 2018 01:50 PM PDT
Welcome one and all to the first of THREE, Count them THREE special episodes celebrating our one year anniversary.
That's right, its a PUNANAZA as we review all 3 Punisher movies. Starting with the Dolph Lundgren version.
As ever, vote for your favourite sequel pitch and follow us on Twitter @FalseStartsPodFalse Starts: Episode 12: - Super Mario Bros. The Movie (1993) / Deadpool 2
May 29, 2018 03:48 PM PDT
One year old! One year old! We mark the occasion with something special. A regular episode of False Starts Podcast!
Super Mario Bros. The Movie is 25 years old. How do we celebrate that? By not acknowledging that fact at all because we reviewed it by sheer coincidence.
Behind the scenes stories, screaming, threats of violence and constant drinking? Is this a description of the movie or the podcast? Heres a clue, it's both.
All the usual shenanigans plus some exciting news about the future lie inside.
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April 30, 2018 06:54 AM PDT
This month we get our spoop on with A Quiet Place. We ask the pressing questions of a about the movie... Socks or Anti-Socks? Choose wisely.
Our False Start for this episode is Guy Ritchie’s RocknRolla in which a star-studded cast of poorly-named characters with terrible mockney accents try and fail to tell us exactly what a RocknRolla is...
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April 02, 2018 08:53 AM PDT
Welcome to our first family friendly episode!
WARNING: Do not listen to this episode with your family... unless it's your Nan, she loves a good jizz joke.
We recently all went together to watch a 4DX film - yay 4DX! Have a listen to what we think about it! Also it was during the new Tomb Raider movie so we may just talk about that too... but 4DX! Boy oh boy, we hope you like getting pummeled in the back for 2 hours!
Can this latest iteration of Lara Croft break the curse of video game movies? Have a listen and come to your own decision... after we tell you what to think.
The False Start this month is Keith Lemon The Movie, featuring every z-list celebrity cameo. How many can you count? If you're lucky enough to live in a country where Keith Lemon isn't a thing please do send 3 one-way tickets (first class... duh) to us so that we can join you in your glorious utopia! We can record an episode with your Nan!
So get your fake knob out, put your wig and moustache on, and join us in this whacky adventure!
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